It’s coming! In December 2012 the Maya calendar will run out, the planets will align, the magnetic poles will shift, and sunspot activity will increase exponentially. It’s also rumored a meteorite will crash into earth! We’ve been seeing the signs of impending doom for years and countless numbers of people have foretold of our horrible end.
Celebrities know it!
Is 2012 going to be the end of the world as we know it? An increasing number of celebrities believe so. Celebs that have publicly spoken of their belief that 2012 will be an incredibly significant year for humanity include Woody Harrelson, Lil’ Wayne, Joe Rogan, Montel Williams, Shirley MacLaine and Dan Aykroyd.
Also, the evidence is piling up! According to december212012.com:
NASA seems to have a big interest in acquiring top-notch space travel equipment by the year 2012. They are offering hundreds of millions of dollars to companies who can design and build high-tech space travel vehicles. Why is the year 2012 so important to NASA and the United States government?
Is this just a goal timetable, or is 2012 the deadline? The NASA website clearly says “no later than 2012”, so this is a deadline. According to President Bush’s earlier speeches, he plans to put men on the moon again by 2012. He speaks about moon bases, manned Mars missions, and the likes. Why this big space pushes by 2012?
So with all the clear signs that the world is screwed I have invented the Apocalypse Security Headgear. Made of the highest grade of aluminum chloride, this headwear will shield your mind from cosmic rays, magnetic field shifts, and the excessive heat posed by increased sunspot activity. This helmet can also defend against falling debris in case of earthquake, distant meteorite strikes, or increased solar radiation (to a smaller degree). In the case of post-apocalyptic survival the helmet can also be turned upside down to gather rainwater or melt snow into usable drinking water.
The above image is an artistic recreation of what one might look like following the 2012 mass-extinction event; Prithvi sits safe and secure at his table, free to continue his meaningless existence in peace and quiet and completely safe from the effects under his A.S.H.
Again, the benefits of the Apocalypse Security Headgear:
It is only fair to say that it will not protect you in all situations.
I will be offering this amazing piece of survival equipment at the simple and affordable price of $1.
$1 will buy you the headwear and the shipping costs are around $6, depending on your location. If you are interested in surviving the 2012 apocalypse you can own a personal defense device of your own today! All you need to do is email me your information at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will give you further directions on how to receive your A.S.H.